There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Steven Wright
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  1. It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. - Lewis Carroll
  2. THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINSLaugh, I tell you And you will turn back The hands of time. Smile, I tell you And you will reflect The face of the divine. Sing, I tell you And all the angels will sing with you! Cry, I tell you... - Suzy Kassem
  3. Always remember that you were once alone, and the crowd you see in your life today are just as unecessary as when you were alone. - Michael Bassey Johnson
  4. Live Today! Do not allow your spirit to be softened of your happiness to be limited by a day you cannot have back or a day that does not yet exist. - Steve Maraboli
  5. You would not be here TODAY if YESTERDAY was your defining moment. LIVE THIS DAY and move towards your dreams. - Steve Maraboli
More Quotes By Steven Wright
  1. It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
  2. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  3. I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
  4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  5. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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